PreciXion

Everyone’s saying that the name of the new Xbox console, the Series X, is leading all of these ill informed parents to accidentally buy the old Xbox One X consoles because of similar naming.

But I can’t imagine how that could happen on a significant scale. Was I the only kid who made sure to specify exactly what I wanted on my Christmas lists or whatever?

“To be clear. We want ‘Super Smash Bros. Melee’. We already have ‘Super Smash Bros.' We want ‘Super Smash Bros. Melee’ for Gamecube. It comes as a disk, not a cartrridge. ‘Melee’.”

Even my father understood that. And then he proudly ran back into the house from the store at the beginning of December to show it off to us before he wrapped it up and hid it away till Christmas.

So yeah, kids. If you don’t want another Xbox One X, just be clear. It’s just a good life lesson in general.

Bonus Question!

Best X?