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Beards of the Father

So. Doctor Strange, whose facial hair really hammers home his whole magical Tony Stark thing, is going to replace Tony as Spider-Man’s new mentor in the kid’s next movie?

I swear, man. If we ever see Uncle Ben in the MCU, he’s going to have that exact same beard, which a young Peter Parker will imprint hard upon, setting up a lifetime of finding father figures in familiar facial follicles.

Bonus Question!

Iron Beard versus Beard of Strange!

The latter. It’s magic. Duh.

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