Ingress

I’m generally pretty good at making an entrance. Bursting onto the scene in a characteristic way! I’ll admit I’m not so great at exits. Bad at goodbyes. Entrances are what I feel fine about though.

In most areas. I’ve come to believe sex is the notable exception.. My penis is like Kramer. Fumbling with the doorknob, tripping over the threshold, and falling into the table in the kitchenette. Then it picks itself up and gets down to business with Cherry Seinfeld. Then it’s all good.

But yeah. Fucking entrances. Entrances in fucking.

Bonus Question.

How is your penis different from Kramer?

It’s not hairy like Kramer. I keep that business high and tight.