Unsolicited

On Tuesday afternoon, I get this message on Facebook from someone I don’t really recognize. But she’s real. I think she came to one of my shows in the past or something? She wants to know when my next performance is, and then she says she’s looking to join a band. I say our roster’s full at the moment, but since our drummer’s next few weeks are quite busy, it’d be nice to have a spare drummer to sit in on the occasional rehearsal in that time. She’s excited, and we discuss details. Of course, I ask her if she’s been taking necessary pandemic precautions, and she assures me she has.

Later in the evening, she starts sending me random but harmless messages. I assume she’s bored and possibly drunk, but that’s fine.

Then I wake up early on the following morning to find this.

And that’s what I get for humouring unsolicited requests to jam.

Bonus Question!

Best jam!

Probably strawberry.