Toes of the Town
So. I’m obviously really excited for the show on Tuesday. You know the one. The one at the Velvet Underground by Bathurst and Queen. I don’t even know why I took the time to specify when you clearly know the one already. We go on at midnight. Anyway! I realised that I didn’t really have any shoes that would be completely worthy of covering my feet on such a night. Around this point, I considered the fact that I wouldn’t even need to cover my feet if I weren’t so ashamed of them. At a period soon after this point, the opportunity for a pedicure was presented to me. Solution! At first, I thought that my feet looked weird in their cleanliness. My big toe looked too big. I was momentarily worried. Do toes get bigger with age? Is this going to be a problem? I’d only just found a decent pair of socks for the first time in my life. Then I remembered someone’s comment about the size of my toes from 2007, and I realised that my toes have always been like this. I feel better now. Now my feet look great, and the show’s going to be even greater. You lucky fools.
It’s going to be an awesome time.
Bonus Question!
Best thing about my socks? They're the only pair I've worn since the winter, and they haven't broken yet. Seriously, that's all I ever wanted.